There is something almost breathtakingly absurd — and tragically familiar — in watching modern empire set the house ablaze, then stand in front of the flames demanding applause for holding a bucket. That is where America now stands in the Strait of Hormuz. Not as a stabilizer. Not as a peacemaker. Not as the adult in the room. But as an arsonist, pacing nervously outside the inferno, complaining that the smoke is ruining the neighborhood. According to reporting, Iran offered a pathway to reopen one of the world’s most vital energy arteries — a proposal that could ease global economic panic, calm oil markets, and halt further escalation. But there was a problem: It did not produce the one thing modern American politics worships above peace, above diplomacy, above global stability: a theatrical victory photo-op. A U.S. official reportedly worried accepting the deal might “deny Mr. Trump a victory.” Pause there and absorb the moral architecture of our age. Not: Will fe...